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REACTIONS FROM DELEGATES AFTER THE END OF GENERAL CONFERENCE 2012


A 62-year old lay delegate from Indiana- “Finally, I can get back to a more regular lunch schedule!

An eager young delegate who made a fiery speech during the restructuring debate- “Where is everyone going!? The time is STILL now! The world is STILL watching! We CANNOT just LEAVE this place!! Wait, what? They stopped the live stream? Nevermind, then. I thought things went well.

A delegate who helped author the IOT restructuring plan- “I really hoped for a new structure, but I guess no one else shared that vision.”

A delegate who helped author the Plan B restructuring plan- “I really hoped for a new structure, but I guess no one else shared that vision.”

A delegate who helped author the MFSA restructuring plan- “I really hoped for a new structure, but I guess no one else shared that vision.”

A delegate who helped author the Plan UMC restructuring plan- “I really hoped for a new structure, but I guess no one else shared that vision.”

A member of the Judicial Council- “I really hoped for a new structure, but I guess no one thought to ask us first.”

Mark Conard- “It’s really a shame so many people had to duck out early…see what I did there?”

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