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RESPONSES FROM DELEGATES IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE APPROVAL OF ELIMINATING GUARANTEED APPOINTMENTS


A 76-year old delegate from Nebraska- “I keep pushing this little button on my remote to turn up the volume, but nothing is happening…”

A 62-year old lay delegate from Maine- “Are we not still voting for our favorite disciple?”

A 41-year old male delegate wearing dark frame glasses- “Sorry, what? Look, I’m only half-way through my latte. I can’t think about this right now.”

A 45-year old clergy delegate holding her phone close to her face- “Just a minute; I’m trying to edit my twitter down to 140 characters. Do you know the hashtag for young people?”

A 22-year old lay delegate who smiles a lot- “This is really great! Are you going to quote me on your blog?”

A 52-year old male delegate from Texas with a thick mustache- “Is it time for lunch yet?”

Adam Hamilton- “Amazing, really. And I didn’t even have to show a video!”

Mark Conard- “LOOK AT THIS LITTLE DUCK RIGHT HERE!”